Here's what you'll want to know about me:
-I don't like picky people.
-I don't like crappy images.
-I don't like deadlines.
-I don't like people that use customs for only a week.
-I don't like nagging emails.

So here's the deal. I will make customs. I'll make this as simple as possible. Here's what you do if you want a custom.

1- DO NOT do the 5 things I don't like.
If you do, I won't make the layout.

2- Use this layout for at least 3 weeks!
If you don't plan to use it for this long, don't ask me to make one. I worked hard on it and it's just an insult if you use it for 1 day. If you dislike the layout I made, tell me. I don't want to force you to put something on your diary that you dislike. It is still your diary. I might consider remaking the layout, or I might not. If you find it hard to keep a layout for 3 weeks, let's talk about it. Email me and tell me why that is. If you change your layout before 3 weeks without talking to me about it, I'll make a list and put your name on it.

3- All customs will be offered layouts.
If you want to be unique and want to be the only person with your layout, you can feel free to tell me so and that's fine with me. Otherwise, it'll be an offered layout.

Still interested? Email me for a custom, have polite manners and have "will you please make me a custom?" in your subject line, otherwise, I won't even consider making you one. In fact, I'll delete the email upon recieving it. I want to make sure you have read this.

Despite sounding so intimidating, I'm not. I'm really nice, but I can be really mean. Ask questions if you must, just don't be dumb.

If you don't like these rules, find someone else to make a custom for you, or learn HTML yourself. It's really not that hard!